Greetings and welcome to my attempt at a creative outlet. Since becoming a stay-at-home-mom, my brain has turned to complete oatmeal and the only way I can communicate from this diaper filled prison is via the internet. So, please read this blog so that I know I still exist outside of this house of neverending tantrums.
So, that may have been a bit on the dramatic side, but the essence of the paragraph is real. I am a SAHM of two little boys. I am married and live in a suburb south of Minneapolis, MN. If this were a dating site, this is where I would state that my hobbies are reading, crocheting, cleaning my house, and being quite boring. Now you know for a fact that my husband and I didn’t meet on a dating site, because seriously, no one would try and get with that.
My view on life is that it is a gift, a comedic gift. Even the pre-schooler screaming at his trains in the other room has an element of hilarity. I like to notice the quirks of everyday life and find the darker, comedic side of our first-world problems.
If you might enjoy judgement and swearing, please read on. If you don’t think you would enjoy such writing, well, then I never liked you either and you can go eat a decroded piece of crap. I have probably just alienated everyone. Well, eff.